after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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