Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
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