was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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