whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
Dear awkwardly drunk roommate, thanks for stuffing enough change in my clevage that I could afford a pepsi at work today. Sincerely awesome roommate that put up with your drunk ass
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
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