i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
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