But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I'm at the doctor and the male nurse (haha) asked me if I smoked, drank or did drugs, and when he said 'drugs' he looked me right in the eye and did a perfect wrist rocket.
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
I am full of burrito and curiosity
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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