i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
Holy shit dude........stairs
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