is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
So I answered the door in my underwear expecting my boyfriend. Instead I opened the door to Mormon missionaries. Do you think that was a sign from God?
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
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