butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
It's official: I now only own one pair of jeans that I haven't blown the crotch out of. It might be time to put a stop to red wine Wednesdays.
You mean, in addition to red wine every-fucking-days?
that may or may not have been my penis.
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