You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
Randomize