Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
