This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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