More tranny stories later!
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
My dinner guests were so drunk they never realized that I inadvertantly put Frosted Mini Wheats on the salad instead of crutons.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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