we have officially mastered the walk of shame
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
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