You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
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