I'm at a work party and I don't know how to drink socially. You know, like slow?
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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