fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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