I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
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