Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
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