am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
My mom called me and we started arguing as usual. I finally screamed at her "I HEAR YOU AND THAT 30 YEAR OLD FUCKING!" and hung up. She hasn't called back yet. I win.
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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