i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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