i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
drunk at some random house party. come get me. i thought i pulled my dick out to go piss... it was my left nut. im soaked.
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Your cock deserves a montage
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
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