i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
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