I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
New all-time record for most uncomfortable I've ever been. A midget just asked me to restrap his fanny pack in the bathroom.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
My breasts were aching with rage.
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
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