apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
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