Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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