Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
The guy who took my order at mcdonalds asked for my number. I think we should start fucking fast food employees, they're easy and think we're goddesses.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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