I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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