at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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