i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
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