At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
I think pants incapable of making pants work
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
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