I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
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