you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I wish there were birth control emojis
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
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