oh god the rape fog is back!
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I just cut my nipple shaving
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
Randomize
