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(917): View more from New York City

my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS

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(562): View more from California

omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.

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(910): View more from North Carolina

He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.

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(916): View more from California

Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.

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(409): View more from Texas

I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.

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(818): View more from California

Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)

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(812): View more from Indiana

Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye

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(937): View more from Ohio

and eventually we just all took our pants off

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