O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
I guess i tried to text 911 last night with "someone stole my bong." Thank god that doesn't work...
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
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