it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
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