She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
I party with great urgency now.
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