In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
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