Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
You left me with no money to have random Chicago sex. The least you can do is pick me up an egg mcmuffin on your walk of shame back to the hotel.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
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