ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
My penis needs a shock collar
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
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