no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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