you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
How did I get home last night?
We put your keys on a lanyard that asked anyone that found you to bring you home. A nice man in a cape, green shorts and a mesh shirt dropped you off this morning.
Oh. Yeah. Riiiggghhht
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