Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
Randomize
