So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
I am in a vortex of obligation.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
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