I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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