At least make sure they are 18
Why
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
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