Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Theres a note on my antibiotics that says "Do not chew or crush. Swallow whole." I think that would be a good tattoo for just above my penis.
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
Your Saturday night was spent at the opera, mine was spent exchanging naked pics with a hot middle aged man that is so ripped that he looks like he's photoshopped. This is why we're blood sisters. We balance each other out.
I hate you so hard.
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