What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
Just woke up with the taste of tequila, weed, and cigarettes in my mouth spooning a friend I haven't seen since college wearing one contact and one ankle sock. I hate myself.
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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