I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
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