The maid of honor just puked.
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
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