if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
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