the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
you had me at cake vodka
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
He ain't mine yet. Gotta have a third date before I pee on him and mark territory.
Oh. Wait. That happened on the second date.
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