Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
They took my balls.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
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