Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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