i just bought a vibrator and the cashier says "have fun with that." i didnt realise what he said so i responded "you too." and then he gave me his number...
ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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