some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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