You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
Randomize
