1:32 am: your girlfriend looks like a man
1:48 am: your uglier
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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